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Brain Quest: A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 24, 2017 by beautifulgerman

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Brain Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mission Nemo simply must succeed. If the crew of the Super Small Miniaturized Nano-like Operations Wessel S. S. Minnow fails to destroy the inoperable anti-capitalist coagulum lodged in Maurice Moore’s progressive brain, how will General De Klein’s Federal Department of Antidotes operatives at SUCFACE Mission Control find out if Leftylometazoline (aka LeftX) really works? Would this usher in the final stage of the liberal clerisy’s clandestine collectivist conspiracy to abolish our few remaining individual freedoms forever? That would not please President Thump one microscopic little bit.

Join Major Miles Stone and his disturbingly alluring crew on their miniaturized mission through the left and lefter hemispheres of the progressive brain. Their fantastic voyage is a race against time that takes them through such redoubtable regions as the Clinton Vortex, the Che Guevara Gray Area and the Obama Trauma Center itself. Here they bravely confront such anatomical monstrosities as the fantasist frontalis, the hyperbolthalamus and the dreaded pious aspiration node. Their progressive brain journey only gets progressively worse as they are repeatedly attacked by repulsive swarms of nanny neurons, doomsday dendrons, robin hoodlums and the formidable radical egalitarian bacterium. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, and their deadly arsenal of passing phasers, millennial mindset missiles, moral busybody antibodies and Condescendium®, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost.

The tension never stops building during this thrilling tale of adventure, danger, suspense and romance. And lust. Will Captain Hanna Grenada’s irresistible animal magnetism finally seduce the Major into experiencing something vaguely resembling basic human emotion? Can the all too communicative HAL 9999 super computer and his annoying eye drones really be trusted to operate the ship? And will the Minnow’s political corrector deflectors and smug shields hold, allowing Stone and his crew to reach their target and ignite the liberal bombast bomb in time? I could tell you but that would ruin the suspense.

Not your everyday dystopian science-fiction erotic horror political thriller, this bombastic bombshell of a book knows no shame when it comes to overwhelming you with its serious silliness, wanton wackiness and forthright, flat-out farce. Purchase it now before it is too late or something. Soon to be made into a major motion picture. Or maybe it has been already. There is also time travel involved here, after all.

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German Of The Day: Umsonst

Posted in Entertainer, Truck Driver with tags , , , , , , , , on February 15, 2015 by beautifulgerman

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501 German Oddities

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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German Of The Day: Umsonst

Posted in - Ebooks -, Entertainer, Legend with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 24, 2015 by beautifulgerman

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501 German Oddities

Posted in - Ebooks -, Entertainer with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 15, 2014 by beautifulgerman

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501 German Oddities

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted in Entertainer with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 2, 2014 by beautifulgerman

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