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My German Is More Dumber Than Your German Is

Posted in - Ebooks -, Brain Surgeon, Coal Miner, Construction Worker, Garbage Collector, Legend, Plumber, Terrorist, Truck Driver, Weightlifter with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 19, 2017 by beautifulgerman

It’s 99 cent blowout ebook sale time again! Like how outrageous is that?

Dumb

Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet)

Also available at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, etc. For a limited time only or something.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Very funny book, relating dumb things people say while trying out their high school German. Laughing so hard at my normally quiet workplace I had tears in my eyes, my boss walked by and asked if I was OK. Oh yeah! She has a great sense of humor with an eye toward languages. Buy this book and laugh yourself silly!”

Kilgore Trout

* I’d give this ebook away for free but then you wouldn’t read it and that would be irresponsible so I won’t.

Would Kilgore Trout Tell A Lie?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2016 by beautifulgerman

It’s special ebook offer time again already, folks. Deal with it.

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Dumb Deutsch

Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet)

Also at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, etc. For a limited time only or something.

Very funny book, relating dumb things people say while trying out their high school German. Laughing so hard at my normally quiet workplace I had tears in my eyes, my boss walked by and asked if I was OK. Oh yeah! She has a great sense of humor with an eye toward languages. Buy this book and laugh yourself silly!

Kilgore Trout

German Of The Day: Umsonst

Posted in - Ebooks -, Entertainer, Legend with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 24, 2015 by beautifulgerman

That means “for free.” Like this ebook right here:

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The next three days only at Smashwords.

Your coupon code is VN48A (not case-sensitive).

I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!

99 Cent Dumb Deutsch Discount Deal!

Posted in Entertainer, Truck Driver with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 26, 2014 by beautifulgerman

Ends Monday.

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Sprechen Sie Dumb Deutsch? It doesn’t matter. You don’t have to speak a word of German to get a real laugh out of this comic collection of frightful faux pas. Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, etc.

Cheepnis

Posted in Entertainer with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 2, 2014 by beautifulgerman

It doesn’t get any cheaper than this, folks. Not for this ebook here, it doesn’t.

Kindle Countdown Deals let authors provide readers with limited-time discount promotions on their books available on Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk