Archive for Germany

Is That All You Could Find?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 10, 2017 by beautifulgerman

501 German oddities?

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I know, I know. There are way more than that. Just consider these 501 oddities to be, you know, Oddities 101 or something.

“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”

Limited time ebook offer or something, folks. Also available at Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, etc.

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Would Kilgore Trout Tell A Lie?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2016 by beautifulgerman

It’s special ebook offer time again already, folks. Deal with it.

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Dumb Deutsch

Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet)

Also at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, etc. For a limited time only or something.

Very funny book, relating dumb things people say while trying out their high school German. Laughing so hard at my normally quiet workplace I had tears in my eyes, my boss walked by and asked if I was OK. Oh yeah! She has a great sense of humor with an eye toward languages. Buy this book and laugh yourself silly!

Kilgore Trout

Whaddya Mean 501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 29, 2016 by beautifulgerman

Why that’s almost 5.060606060606061 oddities per penny!

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What a steal.

Just ask Marina. If you happen to know her, I mean:

“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”

Limited time offer or something.

PS: Also available at Smashwords, iTunes, etc.

Spielerfrauen (WAGs – players’ wives and girlfriends)

Posted in Entertainer, Socialite with tags , , , , on July 1, 2016 by beautifulgerman

Spielerfrauen

German Of The Day: Umsonst

Posted in Entertainer, Truck Driver with tags , , , , , , , , on February 15, 2015 by beautifulgerman

That means “for free.” Like this ebook right here:

501 German Oddities

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The next three days only at Smashwords.

Your coupon code is DQ37F (not case-sensitive).

I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!

German Of The Day: Umsonst

Posted in - Ebooks -, Entertainer, Legend with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 24, 2015 by beautifulgerman

That means “for free.” Like this ebook right here:

Dumb Deutsch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The next three days only at Smashwords.

Your coupon code is VN48A (not case-sensitive).

I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!

501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?

Posted in Brain Surgeon, Entertainer with tags , , , , , , , , on October 18, 2014 by beautifulgerman

Why that’s, uh, like more than one oddity per cent!

501 German Oddities

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sale ends Monday.

And you don’t have to use these new-fangled eReader thingies all the time if you don’t want to, you know. Or maybe you do. Smashwords, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, etc.