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Posted in Entertainer, Singer with tags ESC 2019, Eurovision 2019, Germany, Sisters on May 17, 2019 by beautifulgermanSenta C.
Posted in Model with tags Christmas, Germany, Santa Claus, Senta Claus on December 22, 2017 by beautifulgerman
Claus. Senta Claus.
PS: Order your copy of Brain Quest – A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind today! The paperback is out now. Get a free sample at Smashwords. Safe when used as directed.
Is That All You Could Find?
Posted in - Ebooks - with tags - Ebooks -, 99c, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Sales, Books, German, Germans, Germany, Humor, iTunes, Kindl, Sales, Smashwords on March 10, 2017 by beautifulgerman501 German oddities?
I know, I know. There are way more than that. Just consider these 501 oddities to be, you know, Oddities 101 or something.
“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”
Limited time ebook offer or something, folks. Also available at Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, etc.
Would Kilgore Trout Tell A Lie?
Posted in - Ebooks - with tags - Ebooks -, 99c, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Specials, Books, Education, Foreign Languages, German, Germany, Humor, iTunes, Jokes, Language, Learning, Sales, Smashwords, Specials on August 27, 2016 by beautifulgermanIt’s special ebook offer time again already, folks. Deal with it.
Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet)
Also at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, etc. For a limited time only or something.
“Very funny book, relating dumb things people say while trying out their high school German. Laughing so hard at my normally quiet workplace I had tears in my eyes, my boss walked by and asked if I was OK. Oh yeah! She has a great sense of humor with an eye toward languages. Buy this book and laugh yourself silly!”
Whaddya Mean 501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?
Posted in - Ebooks - with tags - Ebooks -, 99c, Amazon, Barnes & Nobel, Books, Deals, German, Germans, Germany, Humor, iTunes, Sales, Smashwords on July 29, 2016 by beautifulgermanWhy that’s almost 5.060606060606061 oddities per penny!
What a steal.
Just ask Marina. If you happen to know her, I mean:
“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”
Limited time offer or something.
PS: Also available at Smashwords, iTunes, etc.
Spielerfrauen (WAGs – players’ wives and girlfriends)
Posted in Entertainer, Socialite with tags Football, Germany, Italy, Soccer, Spielerfrauen on July 1, 2016 by beautifulgerman
German Of The Day: Umsonst
Posted in Entertainer, Truck Driver with tags - Ebooks -, Coupons, Free Eboks, German, Germany, Humor, Sales, Satire, Smashwords on February 15, 2015 by beautifulgermanThat means “for free.” Like this ebook right here:
The next three days only at Smashwords.
Your coupon code is DQ37F (not case-sensitive).
I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!
German Of The Day: Umsonst
Posted in - Ebooks -, Entertainer, Legend with tags - Ebooks -, Angebote, Coupons, Deutsch, Dumb Deutsch, Free Ebooks, German, Germany, Humor, Kostenlose Ebooks, Language, Sales, Satire, Smashwords on January 24, 2015 by beautifulgermanThat means “for free.” Like this ebook right here:
The next three days only at Smashwords.
Your coupon code is VN48A (not case-sensitive).
I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!
501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?
Posted in Brain Surgeon, Entertainer with tags - Ebooks -, 501 German Oddities, Bargains, Berlin, German, Germans, Germany, Humor, Sales on October 18, 2014 by beautifulgermanWhy that’s, uh, like more than one oddity per cent!
Sale ends Monday.
And you don’t have to use these new-fangled eReader thingies all the time if you don’t want to, you know. Or maybe you do. Smashwords, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, etc.
99 Cent Dumb Deutsch Discount Deal!
Posted in Entertainer, Truck Driver with tags - Ebooks -, Bargains, Books, English, German, Germany, Humor, Humour, Language, Sales on September 26, 2014 by beautifulgermanEnds Monday.
Sprechen Sie Dumb Deutsch? It doesn’t matter. You don’t have to speak a word of German to get a real laugh out of this comic collection of frightful faux pas. Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, etc.
Beautiful German 
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