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Climate Crisis Fun Facts!

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , on September 23, 2023 by beautifulgerman

Take a deep breath. It’s time for Climate Crisis Fun Fact Number One: There is no Climate Crisis.

The weather is not your fault. The climate (weather over time) is not your fault either. Yes, the climate is changing. It is changing because it has never not changed. But no, the “pollutant” CO2, anthropogenic or otherwise, is not driving this change. It is driving plant growth. The narrative you are being led to believe is false. The causes for climate change are all natural. Natural, although not yet fully understood.

How do we know this? We know this because of the historical records our ancestors have left behind and the physical evidence Nature gives us from the vast, pre-industrial past. What we are experiencing has all happened before, only usually much worse. This is why we don’t need to worry about slowing down or stopping the changes we have been conditioned to fret about. These changes can’t be stopped and we can’t “save the planet” because it doesn’t need to be saved. We only need to worry about how we can best adapt to these changes, something humankind has been doing for countless millennia already.

But, huh? How could the rest of the world have reached a different consensus if CO2 isn’t a threat? Because consensus is a political, not a scientific term and those who profit from it also control public opinion. “They” are the aggregate of the professions, groups, institutions and industries that profits financially or in any other way from the CO2 narrative. And they manipulate the public very effectively by exploiting at least three well-known human weaknesses. The first is fear. Fear is easily planted and maintained in the minds of the dis-, mis- and uninformed. Those who plant it know that short of any real and present danger, we humans will find something to worry about ourselves. We look for things to fear, in other words, and our false narrative beneficiaries are here to help us find them. The second is our need to conform. Being firmly rooted in social hierarchies and strongly influenced by group dynamics, we have a primal need to belong. This need is so great that we are willing to deny our own reason to avoid the ban of social outcast. The third weakness is our anthropocentrism. We innately feel that human beings are the center of the universe and are somehow in control of Nature. We are neither, of course, and this leads to hubris, narcissism, ruinous decision-making and ultimate failure. We lack humility, in other words.

Humility is a good thing, however. And this book is an exercise in humility. It aims to offer those who feel uncomfortable with the arrogant CO2 Climate Crisis consensus of our age a chance to step back and doubt. It is a modest collection of well-documented facts and logical observations (most taken from the books listed in the bibliography) that will hopefully help you choose to refuse. Choose to refuse the bias and the hard sell. Refuse the fear mongering. Refuse the indoctrination and the religious fervor.

Remember that only the individual thinks. Only the individual reasons. You don’t have to take part in this mob psychology – or mass delusion, mass hysteria, mass psychogenic illness, mass formation psychosis, etc., if you prefer calling it that. This is what is currently plaguing our planet, not CO2. Just say no and step away. To choose isn’t hard to do. So, without much ado, may the skepticism be with you.

Are You Confused Too?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 22, 2021 by beautifulgerman

Join the club.

Confusius

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also available at Smashwords, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Google Play and elsewhere.

More Free Ebooks?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 22, 2020 by beautifulgerman

For your Corona lockdown reading enjoyment? You bet.Brain Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enjoy all four of them. Offer good through May 31.

Free Ebooks?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 3, 2020 by beautifulgerman

For your Corona lockdown reading enjoyment? You bet.Brain Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enjoy all four of them.

“Offer Good Through March 07, 2020”

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 6, 2020 by beautifulgerman

You know. Like tomorrow? WantBrain Quest this free ebook?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How about four of them? Knock yourselves out.

Free Ebooks?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , on December 27, 2019 by beautifulgerman
Brain Quest
Take your pick.
Offer good through January 1.
Happy Holidays!

Smashwords End of Year Sale!

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , on December 29, 2018 by beautifulgerman

Sale Dates: Dec. 25 – Jan. 1.

Brain Quest

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Brain Quest: A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind

Posted in - Ebooks -, Brain Surgeon, Coal Miner, Construction Worker, Garbage Collector, Legend, Plumber, Terrorist, Truck Driver, Weightlifter with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 24, 2017 by beautifulgerman

Available on December 26, 2017! Reserve your copy today for $0.99 and get a huge discount off the regular price. Pre-order now at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, Smashwords and other select retailers.

Brain Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mission Nemo simply must succeed. If the crew of the Super Small Miniaturized Nano-like Operations Wessel S. S. Minnow fails to destroy the inoperable anti-capitalist coagulum lodged in Maurice Moore’s progressive brain, how will General De Klein’s Federal Department of Antidotes operatives at SUCFACE Mission Control find out if Leftylometazoline (aka LeftX) really works? Would this usher in the final stage of the liberal clerisy’s clandestine collectivist conspiracy to abolish our few remaining individual freedoms forever? That would not please President Thump one microscopic little bit.

Join Major Miles Stone and his disturbingly alluring crew on their miniaturized mission through the left and lefter hemispheres of the progressive brain. Their fantastic voyage is a race against time that takes them through such redoubtable regions as the Clinton Vortex, the Che Guevara Gray Area and the Obama Trauma Center itself. Here they bravely confront such anatomical monstrosities as the fantasist frontalis, the hyperbolthalamus and the dreaded pious aspiration node. Their progressive brain journey only gets progressively worse as they are repeatedly attacked by repulsive swarms of nanny neurons, doomsday dendrons, robin hoodlums and the formidable radical egalitarian bacterium. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, and their deadly arsenal of passing phasers, millennial mindset missiles, moral busybody antibodies and Condescendium®, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost.

The tension never stops building during this thrilling tale of adventure, danger, suspense and romance. And lust. Will Captain Hanna Grenada’s irresistible animal magnetism finally seduce the Major into experiencing something vaguely resembling basic human emotion? Can the all too communicative HAL 9999 super computer and his annoying eye drones really be trusted to operate the ship? And will the Minnow’s political corrector deflectors and smug shields hold, allowing Stone and his crew to reach their target and ignite the liberal bombast bomb in time? I could tell you but that would ruin the suspense.

Not your everyday dystopian science-fiction erotic horror political thriller, this bombastic bombshell of a book knows no shame when it comes to overwhelming you with its serious silliness, wanton wackiness and forthright, flat-out farce. Purchase it now before it is too late or something. Soon to be made into a major motion picture. Or maybe it has been already. There is also time travel involved here, after all.

Why Do Socialist Diets Never Work?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , on May 19, 2017 by beautifulgerman

They are always burning other people’s calories.

The Little Red Book. On sale at Smashwords now.

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Is That All You Could Find?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 10, 2017 by beautifulgerman

501 German oddities?

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I know, I know. There are way more than that. Just consider these 501 oddities to be, you know, Oddities 101 or something.

“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”

Limited time ebook offer or something, folks. Also available at Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, etc.