They are always burning other people’s calories.
The Little Red Book. On sale at Smashwords now.
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Why Do Socialist Diets Never Work?
Posted in - Ebooks - with tags - Ebooks -, 99c, Amazon, Humor, Jokes, Kindl, Sales, Smashwords on May 19, 2017 by beautifulgermanIs That All You Could Find?
Posted in - Ebooks - with tags - Ebooks -, 99c, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Sales, Books, German, Germans, Germany, Humor, iTunes, Kindl, Sales, Smashwords on March 10, 2017 by beautifulgerman501 German oddities?
I know, I know. There are way more than that. Just consider these 501 oddities to be, you know, Oddities 101 or something.
“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”
Limited time ebook offer or something, folks. Also available at Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, etc.
Why do liberals love eating donuts so much?
Posted in - Ebooks - with tags - Ebooks -, 99c, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books, iTunes, Jokes, Sales, Smashwords on October 13, 2016 by beautifulgermanBuy this ebook and find out.
The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left for only 99 cents? No way. Or way?
Also available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes & Noble, etc. Enjoy!
Would Kilgore Trout Tell A Lie?
Posted in - Ebooks - with tags - Ebooks -, 99c, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Specials, Books, Education, Foreign Languages, German, Germany, Humor, iTunes, Jokes, Language, Learning, Sales, Smashwords, Specials on August 27, 2016 by beautifulgermanIt’s special ebook offer time again already, folks. Deal with it.
Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet)
Also at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, etc. For a limited time only or something.
“Very funny book, relating dumb things people say while trying out their high school German. Laughing so hard at my normally quiet workplace I had tears in my eyes, my boss walked by and asked if I was OK. Oh yeah! She has a great sense of humor with an eye toward languages. Buy this book and laugh yourself silly!”
Whaddya Mean 501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?
Posted in - Ebooks - with tags - Ebooks -, 99c, Amazon, Barnes & Nobel, Books, Deals, German, Germans, Germany, Humor, iTunes, Sales, Smashwords on July 29, 2016 by beautifulgermanWhy that’s almost 5.060606060606061 oddities per penny!
What a steal.
Just ask Marina. If you happen to know her, I mean:
“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”
Limited time offer or something.
PS: Also available at Smashwords, iTunes, etc.
Beautiful German 
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