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Whaddya Mean 501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 29, 2016 by beautifulgerman

Why that’s almost 5.060606060606061 oddities per penny!

501

What a steal.

Just ask Marina. If you happen to know her, I mean:

“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”

Limited time offer or something.

PS: Also available at Smashwords, iTunes, etc.

WN85R

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 6, 2016 by beautifulgerman

That’s the top secret coupon code for a FREE COPY of the highly acclaimed Smashwords ebook The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left, which I can also highly recommend as I did the highly acclaiming, too.

The Little Red Book

This FREE GIVEAWAY ends on February 15, 2016, which is also top secret.

Customers enter the code prior to completing their checkout. Once again:

Promotional price: $0.00
Coupon Code: WN85R
Expires: February 15, 2016

You didn’t get any of this from me.

The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , on September 4, 2015 by beautifulgerman

Why do liberals love eating donuts so much?

The Little Red Book

 

Also available at Amazon, Apple iTunes, Barnes & Noble, createspace, etc. Enjoy!

German Of The Day: Umsonst

Posted in Entertainer, Truck Driver with tags , , , , , , , , on February 15, 2015 by beautifulgerman

That means “for free.” Like this ebook right here:

501 German Oddities

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The next three days only at Smashwords.

Your coupon code is DQ37F (not case-sensitive).

I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!

German Of The Day: Umsonst

Posted in - Ebooks -, Entertainer, Legend with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 24, 2015 by beautifulgerman

That means “for free.” Like this ebook right here:

Dumb Deutsch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The next three days only at Smashwords.

Your coupon code is VN48A (not case-sensitive).

I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!

501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?

Posted in Brain Surgeon, Entertainer with tags , , , , , , , , on October 18, 2014 by beautifulgerman

Why that’s, uh, like more than one oddity per cent!

501 German Oddities

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sale ends Monday.

And you don’t have to use these new-fangled eReader thingies all the time if you don’t want to, you know. Or maybe you do. Smashwords, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, etc.

 

99 Cent Dumb Deutsch Discount Deal!

Posted in Entertainer, Truck Driver with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 26, 2014 by beautifulgerman

Ends Monday.

Dumb Deutsch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sprechen Sie Dumb Deutsch? It doesn’t matter. You don’t have to speak a word of German to get a real laugh out of this comic collection of frightful faux pas. Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, etc.