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Climate Crisis Fun Facts!

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , on September 23, 2023 by beautifulgerman

Take a deep breath. It’s time for Climate Crisis Fun Fact Number One: There is no Climate Crisis.

The weather is not your fault. The climate (weather over time) is not your fault either. Yes, the climate is changing. It is changing because it has never not changed. But no, the “pollutant” CO2, anthropogenic or otherwise, is not driving this change. It is driving plant growth. The narrative you are being led to believe is false. The causes for climate change are all natural. Natural, although not yet fully understood.

How do we know this? We know this because of the historical records our ancestors have left behind and the physical evidence Nature gives us from the vast, pre-industrial past. What we are experiencing has all happened before, only usually much worse. This is why we don’t need to worry about slowing down or stopping the changes we have been conditioned to fret about. These changes can’t be stopped and we can’t “save the planet” because it doesn’t need to be saved. We only need to worry about how we can best adapt to these changes, something humankind has been doing for countless millennia already.

But, huh? How could the rest of the world have reached a different consensus if CO2 isn’t a threat? Because consensus is a political, not a scientific term and those who profit from it also control public opinion. “They” are the aggregate of the professions, groups, institutions and industries that profits financially or in any other way from the CO2 narrative. And they manipulate the public very effectively by exploiting at least three well-known human weaknesses. The first is fear. Fear is easily planted and maintained in the minds of the dis-, mis- and uninformed. Those who plant it know that short of any real and present danger, we humans will find something to worry about ourselves. We look for things to fear, in other words, and our false narrative beneficiaries are here to help us find them. The second is our need to conform. Being firmly rooted in social hierarchies and strongly influenced by group dynamics, we have a primal need to belong. This need is so great that we are willing to deny our own reason to avoid the ban of social outcast. The third weakness is our anthropocentrism. We innately feel that human beings are the center of the universe and are somehow in control of Nature. We are neither, of course, and this leads to hubris, narcissism, ruinous decision-making and ultimate failure. We lack humility, in other words.

Humility is a good thing, however. And this book is an exercise in humility. It aims to offer those who feel uncomfortable with the arrogant CO2 Climate Crisis consensus of our age a chance to step back and doubt. It is a modest collection of well-documented facts and logical observations (most taken from the books listed in the bibliography) that will hopefully help you choose to refuse. Choose to refuse the bias and the hard sell. Refuse the fear mongering. Refuse the indoctrination and the religious fervor.

Remember that only the individual thinks. Only the individual reasons. You don’t have to take part in this mob psychology – or mass delusion, mass hysteria, mass psychogenic illness, mass formation psychosis, etc., if you prefer calling it that. This is what is currently plaguing our planet, not CO2. Just say no and step away. To choose isn’t hard to do. So, without much ado, may the skepticism be with you.

Are You Confused Too?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 22, 2021 by beautifulgerman

Join the club.

Confusius

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also available at Smashwords, Apple, Barnes & Noble, Google Play and elsewhere.

Free Ebooks?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 3, 2020 by beautifulgerman

For your Corona lockdown reading enjoyment? You bet.Brain Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enjoy all four of them.

“Offer Good Through March 07, 2020”

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 6, 2020 by beautifulgerman

You know. Like tomorrow? WantBrain Quest this free ebook?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How about four of them? Knock yourselves out.

Is That All You Could Find?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 10, 2017 by beautifulgerman

501 German oddities?

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I know, I know. There are way more than that. Just consider these 501 oddities to be, you know, Oddities 101 or something.

“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”

Limited time ebook offer or something, folks. Also available at Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, etc.

Why didn’t Fidel Castro ever make it in professional baseball?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 22, 2016 by beautifulgerman

Buy this ebook and find out.

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The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left for only 99 cents? No way. Or way?

Also available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes & Noble, etc. Enjoy!

Why do liberals love eating donuts so much?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , on October 13, 2016 by beautifulgerman

Buy this ebook and find out.

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The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left for only 99 cents? No way. Or way?

Also available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes & Noble, etc. Enjoy!

 

Would Kilgore Trout Tell A Lie?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2016 by beautifulgerman

It’s special ebook offer time again already, folks. Deal with it.

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Dumb Deutsch

Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet)

Also at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, etc. For a limited time only or something.

Very funny book, relating dumb things people say while trying out their high school German. Laughing so hard at my normally quiet workplace I had tears in my eyes, my boss walked by and asked if I was OK. Oh yeah! She has a great sense of humor with an eye toward languages. Buy this book and laugh yourself silly!

Kilgore Trout

Whaddya Mean 501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?

Posted in - Ebooks - with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 29, 2016 by beautifulgerman

Why that’s almost 5.060606060606061 oddities per penny!

501

What a steal.

Just ask Marina. If you happen to know her, I mean:

“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”

Limited time offer or something.

PS: Also available at Smashwords, iTunes, etc.

99 Cent Dumb Deutsch Discount Deal!

Posted in Entertainer, Truck Driver with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 26, 2014 by beautifulgerman

Ends Monday.

Dumb Deutsch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sprechen Sie Dumb Deutsch? It doesn’t matter. You don’t have to speak a word of German to get a real laugh out of this comic collection of frightful faux pas. Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Scribd, etc.